
After being “finished” by BK, SlackCollective dons his armoured PJ’s, and lights a cigarette…
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After being “finished” by BK, SlackCollective dons his armoured PJ’s, and lights a cigarette…
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Teehee, that armour stands no chance against The Hammer of Thor, who is my God and who is more powerful than that God whose flimsy armour these children wear. He appeared to me one day while I was walking high up in the mountains, and he spake to me and now I believe in him. One day, come the Rapture, Thor will smash me to pieces and so I will be taken up into his all-powerful care. It is so, it has been written.
Not sure if this is more or less disturbing than the “Cops for Christ” I spotted cruising around the city yesterday. In fact maybe they should don some armoured PJs. I suspect a bullet from a local tsotsi would be a better test of armor-strength than a pinch from a tokoloshe hiding under the bed. Unless, that is, Thor goes prowling around kiddies’ bedrooms at night…
I think I might have found the explanation for Mickey and Mallory’s malady in ‘Natural born killers’. Their parents bought them the whole set as children.
http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/
Note that the dolls are specifically called ‘American boy/girl doll’ or ‘African American boy/girl doll’. They may have some use after all.
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