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		<title>Slacking, work, World Cup&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.resistentialists.com/2006/06/07/slacking-work-world-cup/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jun 2006 08:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apologies for the paucity of posts &#8211; until that Golden Day when slackers are given the respect they deserve, life and work sometimes intrude on one&#8217;s Resistentialism. And furthermore, one could quite safely gamble on this relative silence continuing until July 9 or so, when the World Cup ends (although there is another &#8211; quite [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apologies for the paucity of posts &#8211; until that Golden Day when slackers are given the respect they deserve, life and work sometimes intrude on one&#8217;s Resistentialism. And furthermore, one could quite safely gamble on this relative silence continuing until July 9 or so, when the World Cup ends (although there is another &#8211; quite likely &#8211; alternative: that Resistentialist.com gets completely subsumed by football posts!).</p>
<p>For the historical record, and hopefully to demonstrate the supreme powers that higher level Resistentialists possess, here is a document of the Semi-Finalists and winner of the 2006 World Cup:</p>
<p>Semi-finals: Argentina, Netherlands, Brazil, France</p>
<p>Final: Netherlands vs Argentina</p>
<p>Winner: Netherlands</p>
<p>Top-scorer: Ruud van Nistelrooy</p>
<p>I&#8217;d like to say England will win, but Argentina beat them in the QuarterFinals (I think on penalties, but my crystal ball is a bit cloudy on this issue).</p>
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		<title>Rooney</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2006 09:16:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To add to the suffering involved in watching Chelsea buy another Premiership title yesterday afternoon &#8211; and demolishing my team 3-0 in the process &#8211; England supporters also saw Wayne Rooney stretchered off with a broken metatarsal. Even though he&#8217;ll probably still play a part in the World Cup, one doubts that he&#8217;ll be as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To add to the suffering involved in watching Chelsea buy another Premiership title yesterday afternoon &#8211; and demolishing my team 3-0 in the process &#8211; England supporters also saw Wayne Rooney stretchered off with a broken metatarsal. Even though he&#8217;ll probably still play a part in the World Cup, one doubts that he&#8217;ll be as influential as normal, or have this sort of effect on opposition teams:</p>
<p><img align="middle" alt="How to defend against Wayne Rooney" title="How to defend against Wayne Rooney" src="http://www.resistentialists.com/images/rooney.jpg" /></p>
<p>How to defend against Wayne Rooney&#8230;</p>
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